marchSUCKS A new brand in the branding of brands in the business to business to consumer e-commerce space. What Do We Do? We supply companies that need services for a full incubation IPO 24/7 best practices research methodology. How Do We Do It? Through the extensive use of extensible extended interface extremities our resources return your investment in the form of formulaic invoice intricacies intended to intimidate your incoming mail room intensively. How Do We Make Money? Volume. And lots of it! Management Team "The Human Desire to Be a Moron." Executive Management Team (L-R) Larry Fine-Chief Operating Officer Moe Howard-Chief Executive Officer & Chairman Curly Howard-President & Chief Financial Officer Methodology ©2010 www.shannichols.com All Rights Reserved This work may not be reproduced in whole or in part in any matter.

marchSUCKS Sold to Aliens The former CEO of marchSUCKS has brokered a deal to sell the ailing company to a colony of aliens. This is not a lie! Our word is truth. Shorting Stock : The New Incentive! Due to current market conditions, we have decided to award our employees with options to short our stock instead of the old school stock options. You'll be rich again soon! Goodbye My Friend: To our employees who moved from Bangalore with their families to do Java programming because we lobbied the government to get you to come here: thanks for playing! We are now lobbying to have you sent home. Alumni Updates: "Where are they now?" What do you do with your life after you have run a Billion dollar company straight into the ground? Notice to Employees: "Don't even try it." Correction: In last month's annual report, we mistakenly reported a ten dollar loss. Actually, we lost $7.7 billion. We apologize for the error. It's Like This: You are a resource at zero utilization. ESPP? Stop whining already. You could have taken cash and chose not to. Who's fault is that?